Friday, June 26, 2009

Think You Know Everything???

FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING

HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE....



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) *************************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television. *************************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)*************************************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning!
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why. *************************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) *************************************************************************************
And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
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So, now you know everything!

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!! hakhakhakhak!!!!

I'm Malaysian and so What?

I have received this email and glad to share with all of u...It is very cute and funny and yet so meaningful. You'll agreed if you are true Malaysian! harharhar...

This is Malaysia - and you should know -(very typical Malaysian!)

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t s ho wer, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For UMNO

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive of chicken meat? :)

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning know ho w, thank you very much.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
.....Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
..... give them minum kopi lar......



Nota Kaki Ku : hahahah...cam hampeh je...tp kelakar dan ada kebenarannya..kiranya mmg btol sgt lerr....:)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm currently listening to this wonderful song!

Aku Bertahan
by Rio Febrian

Sedih…Ku tahu kini perasaanmu…kepadaku..
Sedih..Saat engkau tak yakin kepadaku..
akan cintaku..
Jalan Berliku takkan membuatku..
Menyerah akan cinta kita..

Tatap mataku dan kau akan tahu..
semuanya yang kurasakan..

Aku bertahan karna ku yakin cintaku kepadamu..
sesering kau coba tuk mematikan hatiku..
takkan terjadi karna ku tahu kau hanya untukku..

aku bertahan ku akan tetap pada pendirianku
sekeras kau coba tuk membunuh cintaku..
dan aku tahu kau hanya untukku…

Tatap mataku dan kau akan tahu…
Semuanya yang kurasakan….

Aku bertahan karna ku yakin cintaku kepadamu..
sesering kau coba tuk mematikan hatiku..
takkan terjadi karna ku tahu kau hanya untukku..

Aku bertahan ku akan tetap pada pendirianku
sekeras kau coba tuk membunuh cintaku..
dan aku tahu kau hanya untukku…

Aku bertahan ku akan tetap pada pendirianku
sekeras kau coba tuk membunuh cintaku..
dan aku tahu kau hanya untukku…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Z2ZY1ODRk

sila la layan lagu yg sgt sedap ni...khabarnya album ni dh ada kat Malaysia..ni yg nk kena pi cekidaud kat kedai cd..hehehe..well Rio's voice is so nice and touching thru this song...god job ya Mas Rio!suka bangat sama kamu..kenal kamu di Asia Bagus, dan saya tahu kamu akan popular...harap kamu terus success!(aku tulis ni mcm la si Rio ni baca...hihihi)

nota kaki : Aku masih bertahan!yes!tgh bertahan dgn hidup aku skrg..

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Rindu Mau Posting!

Hallo all,

serius aku rindu sgt nk blogging...

sbnrnya, aku dh create entry psl majlis besar aku yg lepas...panjang gak la entry tu sbb dia byk episod(ingat org gi Hong Kong tu je yg bleh buat entry berepisod22 nih..hahahah..ampun Miss P)...so,aku hrp korang sggup la tggu entry aku yg tak seberapa tu dan doa2 kan la aku sentiasa free kat opis yek (apesal la ayat cm poyo je nih)

k lah,sebelum kepoyo'an aku makin terserlah,aku nk mintak out dulu...(hahahaha...dasar malas nak create ayat)

aku hrp korang ceria2 selalu...i lap u all

Nota Kaki Ku : nape la otak aku ni kadang2 mcm bebal sgt nk karang entry utk blog aku ni?aku pon sgt tak paham...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Beautiful Lyrics of Butterfly!

Butterfly feat. Andhika Pratama by Melly Goeslaw

Ketika waktu mendatangkan cinta
Aku putuskan memilih dirimu
Setitik rasa itu menetes dan semakin parah
Bisa kurasa getar jantungmu
Mencintaiku apalagi aku
Jadikanlah diriku pilihan terakhir hatimu

Chorus:
Butterfly terbanglah tinggi
Setinggi anganku
untuk meraihmu
memeluk bathinmu yang sama kacau
karena merindu
oh..
Butterfly fly away so high
As high as hopes I pray
To come and reach for you
Rescuing your soul
The precious messed up thoughts of me and you

Jalan ini jauh namun kita tempuh
Bagai bumi ini
Hanya milik berdua
Biar ku berlebihan mendekatimu
Namun ku tunggu

Chorus

ohhh

Nota Kaki Ku : sgt confuse dgn diri sendiri sbb minat anak ikan yg muka 'mix' n jambu!-penangan Andhika katanya

Happy Birthday Zeti!

Motif letak gambar ni sbb colour dia sgt cool!(boleh?)

-cik zeti adalah gadis yg berdiri 3 dari kiri

To my beloved Miss President,

I would like to wish you a very Happy 26th Birthday!(perlu mentioned ke ni?):p

Dengan ucapan seperti berikut;

-semoga dpt bertemu jodoh di kenduri kawin aku!hahaha

-semoga sentiasa gembira disamping family n kawan2

-semoga panjang umur dan murah rezeki

-May Allah Blessed you!

Lastly, Keep Rockin Babe!

Nota Kaki Ku : Zeti,sila claim hadiah dr boss!hihihihi



Monday, February 16, 2009

Butterfly!

Tolong saya!

saya tgh tergilakan lagu nyanyian Melly Feat Andhika Pratama (anak ikan terbaru!hahaha)

saya tiba2 bersemangat utk google mengenai lagu ni(tak penah2..hihihi)...fyi,lagu ni merupakan lagu utk OST filem Butterfly yg juga lakonan Andikha..klu tanya saya pasal filem ni haram saya tak tahu sbb saya pon jumpa lagu ni kat Youtube..dgr skali terus sangkut ni..kiranya jatuh cinta pandang pertama la..

yg saya tahu saya akan cuba cari vcd filem citer ni..well,mak ikan mesti kena tgk anak ikan dia berlakon..hahaha..gilos!well,filem ni keluar tahun 2007..maknanya dh 2 tahun ni..sapa2 yg nak pegi Indonesia tu boleh tolong ngak?belikan saya filem ini sbg buah tangan yaa..:p

well,kepada sesiapa yg nk layan lagu ni sama2 dgn saya sila la masuk di sini:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKzXPIqrx6k

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ku tunggu Ayat Poyo mu!

Attention please!

Kepada En.Ahmad Khairuddin,sila berikan saya ayat poyo kamu utk semalam,hari ini dan hari2 selepasnya...saya sentiasa akan tunggu ayat poyo kamu yg sgt tragis itu..harap maklum
sekian terima kasih...

Nota Kaki Ku: Ayat poyo tu bersamaan dgn Ayat mengayat yg tak berapa nk jadi!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Pergi Untuk Kembali!-Tag diri sendiri demi menjawab Questionaire yg sama seperti Zeti!

Haloo..aku tag diri aku sendiri utk jwb questionaire nih..hahahaha..(zeti tak mo tag aku,so aku tag diri sendiri..boleh?hahaha)...syarat2 penyertaan adalah seperti berikut (copy n paste zeti punye je ni)ahaks!;

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the memo as well as the person you got the memo from (yg ni tak buek pun takpe)
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IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Tak Tahu-Adam

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Makhluk Tuhan Paling Seksi-Mulan Jameela (oh,please!)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Rainism - Rain (sbb hujan kat luar)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Nothing Else Matters - Metallica

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Perfect-Simple Plan

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? You Drive Me Crazy-Britney Spears (yeah,i made them crazy!hakhakhak)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? My Baby You-Marc Anthony

WHAT IS 2+2? 2-KRU (ada kena mengena kah?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Terlalu Istimewa-Adibah Noor

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Mencintaimu-Kris Dayanti

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Suratan Atau Kebetulan-Kenny,Remy,Martin(syahdu gile)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? When I Grow Up-PussyCat Doll

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Andai Kau Pergi-Indigo (huhuhuh)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Tak Ada Logika -Agnes Monica (smbil joget ganas ala Agnes) :p

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Gemuruh-Faizal Tahir

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Teman Tapi Mesra-Ratu (hahaha..gilos)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Womanizer-Britney Spears (kahkahkah..kekononnya la)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Hadapi Dengan Senyuman-Dewa (senyum ye kwn2)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Taktahu Antara Dua-Farah n Adam

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Hati Terluka-Billy Zulkarnain

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Pagi Yg Gelap -Hujan (aku adikmu dan engkau abg..hahaah..lagu dekwan nih)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Because of You-Kelly Clarkson

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Hurt- Christina Aguilera

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? I Do -98 Degrees

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Jangan Pernah Berubah -Marcell

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Hello -Lionel Richie

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Selimut Putih-El Surraya (uiish!insaf)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Stay The Same-Joey McIntyre (takde menda nk diubah)

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS? I'm Coming- Rain (yes,boss..i'm coming!)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Pergi Untuk Kembali -Ello (lagu yg aku suka sgt)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

2 Bulan Lagi!

Tanggal 14 Januari 2009...

hanya tinggal 2 bulan lg utk majlis besar aku..

mcm ada rama2 besar berlari2 dlm perut aku..

tolonglah hentikan perasaan ni...

aku rimas la..aku mahu bernafas normal skrg...

betul kata org..aku ni ada penyakit 'terlalu risau' dan 'terlalu fikir'..tp kan sapa lg nk risau klu bukan aku...

hope semua berjalan lancar bulan 3 nti...Amin

tolonggggg...dlm masa 2 bulan lg aku dh jadi PUAN..

dah takde gelaran CIK lg dh..huhuh..(tak aci btol..lelaki still tak ubah gelaran wlupun dh kawin..haiishh)

ok lah,aku nk stop merapu...

aku nk fokus kira budget kawin jap..:p

till then..

Nota Kaki Ku : Aku merajuk sbb ada org tak wish n tak beli hadiah!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Recap!

1 Muharam 1430H

Keta aku accident kat MRR2. I'm not driving that time,Mr.Veil yg drive.aku tak salahkan dia.dah nk kena nk buat macam mana. serius aku penat sgt ari tu.dh la satu hari perjalanan yg agak jamm dr Kedah.smpi KL plak jadi cmni.luckily,semua selamat.tapi 8 bijik keta gak la yg kena.kat balai polis kena gastrik plak.adeii..apa la nasib..(ish,tak baik mengeluh)..keta dh masuk workshop.mungkin 2-3mggu jgk utk repair.so,kawan2 aku takde transport skrg tau.klu nk ajak gi mana2 sila la amik aku kat umah k :)hihihi

I Januari 2009

Hari ni adalah tahun baru. Aku plan nk keluar ngan Mr.Veil pagi tu.tgh siap2,aku dpt berita sedih dr Aman(sepupu aku). Dia bgtau Pakcik Don kembali ke-rahmatullah pagi td.Pakcik Don adalah adik abah aku yg no.2.terkejut beb.tiba2 menggigil satu badan aku.mcm mimpi pun ada jgk.Raya Aidilfitri lepas arwah lah yg beriya-ria nk attend wedding aku.rupa2 tak sempat jgk dia tgk aku kahwin.cancel plan keluar, aku,Mr.Veil ngan Apy(adik aku) terus pegi Ipoh.dalam keta aku harap sgt dpt smpi sblm jenazah di kebumikan.Allah makbulkan permintaan aku.aku dpt tgk wajah arwah buat kali terakhir.air mata aku laju membasahi pipi.aku sedih.aku pilu sgt.tp aku kena redha.Allah lebih sygkan Pakcik.kepada kedua2 anak arwah Razif dan Lan jugak kepada makcik Ros, bertabahlah kamu semua.aku doakan dia ditempatkan dikalangan org yg beriman.Amin.

Nota Kaki Ku : Aku masih teringat-teringat kenangan ngan arwah.Sayu je..hmmmm..