FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING
HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE....
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) *************************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television. *************************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)*************************************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning!
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why. *************************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) *************************************************************************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
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So, now you know everything!
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!! hakhakhakhak!!!!
Friday, June 26, 2009
I'm Malaysian and so What?
I have received this email and glad to share with all of u...It is very cute and funny and yet so meaningful. You'll agreed if you are true Malaysian! harharhar...
This is Malaysia - and you should know -(very typical Malaysian!)
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t s ho wer, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For UMNO
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive of chicken meat? :)
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning know ho w, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
.....Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
..... give them minum kopi lar......
Nota Kaki Ku : hahahah...cam hampeh je...tp kelakar dan ada kebenarannya..kiranya mmg btol sgt lerr....:)
This is Malaysia - and you should know -(very typical Malaysian!)
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t s ho wer, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For UMNO
NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.
NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes
NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive of chicken meat? :)
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!
NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'
NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.
NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!
NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)
NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning know ho w, thank you very much.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............
NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
.....Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days
NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
..... give them minum kopi lar......
Nota Kaki Ku : hahahah...cam hampeh je...tp kelakar dan ada kebenarannya..kiranya mmg btol sgt lerr....:)
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