Friday, June 26, 2009

Think You Know Everything???

FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING

HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE....



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) *************************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television. *************************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)*************************************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning!
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why. *************************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) *************************************************************************************
And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
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So, now you know everything!

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!! hakhakhakhak!!!!

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