An Australian Cop wrote this for women-Thanks to him huh!

Hey All,

Girls,please read this and guys,you can read it too;

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do:
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.. Toss it away from you.... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the boot of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body
in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard or policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY, and better paranoid than dead.

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig-zag pattern !

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

10 . Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside unning or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

Please read this on. This message should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana..Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or loved one's life

Luqman Nul Hakim Selepas 5 Bulan..

Hey,

Nothing much to say..just want to with Happy Birthday to my sayang Luqman Nul Hakim..He is now 5months Old..masa berlalu pantas..masih terasa lagi debaran saat nk melahirkan dia..terbayang2 kengerian waktu di labour room..masih aku ingat cmna aku panic tak tau nak teran baby keluar..hehehe..gila tak panic hmpir 45minit teran baby tak keluar..tp tu semua kenangan yg best utk diingati..pengalaman menjadi ibu mmg menyeronokan..wlupon letih mcmana pon bila tgk senyuman budak kecik ni mmg rasa semua penat tu hilang..pastu part paling best,skrg ni klu pegi shopping mana2 mesti nak singgah tmpt jual barang baby..smpi my hubby pon tegur..asyik2 brg luqman je..habih aku jwb le, takkan nak beli brg bapak luqman kot..hehehe..ok lah selepas luqman berjaya membesar dan menembam kan diri selama 5 bulan,meh sini aku nk describe skit about my lil baby yg semakin notty nih;

LUQMAN NUL HAKIM( dari kaca ibunya yg gojes!hahaha)

me n my pau goyeng!

ayah pau bersama anak pau!

happy family

buat muka tekejut beruk yg momel

posse gojes la konon..hehehe

All about Luqman (5 months old)

-seorang baby yg baik..jarang meragam tak tentu pasal..klu meragam pon mungkin pasal dia lapar or dia buang ayor besor..;)

-suka tgk org makan..klu tgk org makan siap gerak2 lagi mulut dia mcm nak mkn jgk..pastu buat muka kesian mintak makan

-byk ckp tp bahasa guna dia la..kitorg pon layan je..hahaha..tp skrg ni dh pandai jerit marah-marah bila org tak layan dia ckp..hihihi

-so far dia tak penah sakit teruk..pernah demam skali je sepanjang 5 bulan ni..tu pon tak teruk..Alhamdulillah luqman diberikan kesihatan yg baik..

-gila cermin!hahaha..pantang nmpk cermin,mesti nk sengih je...pastu buat muka kiut depan cermin tu..klu dia merajuk bwk la ke depan cermin confirm gelak balik pastu..

-kuat merajuk klu lmbt dpt apa yg dihajati (spt cth lambt dpt susu)..;)

-paling suka bila dikelilingi org ramai..gelak n sengih je dia..hihihi..kiranya dia tak anti sosial..tak takut dgn org..part ni harap kekal la smpi besar..

-mempunyai lesung pipit di kiri dan kanan pipi..very the jambus!

-bulu mata lentik wooo...rambut lebat...yg penting ibu dia pon bulu mata tak lentik mcm dia..huhuhu..

-tak reti dok diam..ada je menda dia nak buat..kejap pusing..kejap bergolek2..kejap angkat2 bontot..kejap mengekek2 gelak..kejap garu2 kepala..tp bila dia penat nti mula la dia nak nangis..

-skrg ni suka hisap jari tangan..cuma baru2 ni try nak hisap jari kaki (so scary sbb org tua2 ckp baby klu nk hisap jari kaki ni nak adik..huhuhu..but its a NO..NO..NO..not now ye luqman...hahaha)

rasanya ni je yg nak dikongsikan kot..nti ada masa dan kerajinan akan ku update lagi blog ni..hahaha..(nk tggu rajin mmg susahkan..;))

Till then...

Nota Kaki Ku : Selamar Menyambut Ramadhan semua!!ada ke patut baru mau ucap...hahaha..janji ucap jgk kan..!!!ngeeeeeeeee

Otak Jammed!

Hey All,

nothing to share...just nak bagitau now my otak macam jammed..byk input,tp kurang output..muahaha...adeii...ada ubat tak nak buang penyakit blur tahap maksimum nih???me, tak suka laaa...mcm ada batu besar dlm kepala..btol la apa yg org kata bila kita dh beranak urat2 habis putus dan badan dh tak mcm sblm beranak lagi..btol la tu..huhuh..aku sokong sgt!aku harap aku akan pulih cepat..i want myself back!(mean mcm masa sebelum beranak..dapat kah?)

Aja-aja Fighting!

Out dulu for today!

Mereka adalah Couple yg Saya Suka!!!

Haloo..

Bosan di ofis..

dgn tahap kebosanan yg melampau ni aku tiba2 dpt idea nak share ngan korang couple2 yg aku suka,teruja,minat,termeluat,admire,cute,bijak,sepadan dan lain-lain lg..so,jgn salahkan aku sbb buat lisiting ni..salahkan kerja kat opis yg byk lagi tak best ni..alasan baik punya...hahaha...layannnn


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Malaysia) :

Dulu Rosyam Nor dgn Nasha Aziz but currently Remy Ishak dgn Tiz Zaqyah dlm drama Nur Kasih.


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Indonesia) :

Nicholas Saputra dan Dian Sastro..(Ada Apa Dengan Cinta Roxx!)


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Filipina) :

Jericho Rosales dan Kristine Hermosa of course!sweet n romantic seh


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Korean) :

Rain Oppa dan Song Hye Gyo yg Super Cute! (citer Full House ni selalu buat hati aku berbunga2..hahaha)


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Bollywood) :

Shah Rukh Khan dan Kajol...lakonan depa 2 org je yg aku layan...


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Hong Kong) :

Louis Koo dan Jessica Hester (comel gila)


Best Couple Dlm Drama (Omputih) :

Chad Michael Murray (lelaki gorgeous) dan Hilarie Burton (pompuan cantek)- One Tree Hills


Best Fake Couple :

Iqram Dinzly dan Fouziah Gous


Best Singing Duet :

One Sweet Day-Mariah Carey n Boyz II Men


Couple yg paling tak Sesuai skali dan harap2 tak jadi :

Rain Oppa dgn Megan Foxx (sgt tak sesuai k..zeti,please agree)


Couple yg sgt sepadan tapi dh break off lama dh :

Justin Timberlake n Britney Spears (minat depa masa zaman remaja aku)


Couple yg mintak puji :

Liyana Jasmay dan Aizat


Couple yg ntah apa2 ntah (dah break pon!) :

Shamsul Anak Yusuf Haslam dan Diana Danielle


Duet yg best klu buat betul2 :

Dayang Nurfaizah dan Anuar Zain


Couple yg paling kesian :

Faizal Tahir dan Isteri (asyik kena fitnah dek press je)


Couple yg ckp mcm bagus (dah kawen pon!) :

Akil Hayy dan Waheeda (meluat!)


Couple yg overdose kasih syg :

Bunga Cinta Lestari dan Ashraff


Couple yg Comel sgt klu jadi :

Rain Oppa dan Song Hye Kyo (sweet tau depa nih)


Couple yg Cool dan tak over :

Fizz dan Almi Nadia


Couple dlm drama yg ingin dilihat lagi lakonan mereka:

Remy Ishak dan Scha dalam Awan Dania


Couple Kenen2 Dalam AF yg paling comel dan sesuai sgt :

FaDam a.k.a Farah dan Adam (AF 2) dan terbaru Shahira a.k.a Shahir dan Adira (AF8)


Couple yg dh boring tgk mereka (sebab selalu sgt berlakon sama) :

Farid Kamil dan Lisa Surihani


Couple yg menjadi Cikgu yg Best :

Cikgu Linda Jasmine dan Que Haidar (cikgu utk bebudak AF 8)


Couple yg disukai skrg :

Shahira (sbb comel..comel..dan comel)


Couple yg antara 2 darjat :

Remy Ishak dan Ummi Nazeera and Fasha Sendat dan Ex-hubby Nora



Ok lah!dah penat buat citer couple2 nih..hihihi...apa2pon, couple yg paling malatop n paling comel dihatiku mestilah me n my hubby...dah la sama2 comel,sama padan,sama tinggi,sama baik,sama2 cancerians,sama cantik..muahahaha..melampau-lampau puji diri sendiri...aiyork mau muntah sudah!sblm me puji diri sendiri lagi baik me out dulu..

Till Then..

Best couple???hahaha...layan je la

Nota Kaki Ku : Bleh tak saya nak tag kawan2 saya ; Zeti,Kak Nor, Noreen and Dekwan utk wat menda nih??kwn2 boleh laaa....nti emy blanja Choki2...k!

AFTER ALMOST ONE YEAR!

Luqman Nul Hakim In The House!

Hey All,

Remember me???

hahaha..tak ingat pe..klu ingat pon saya ok je...

setelah hampir setahun tak menghupdate blog sendiri hari ni tiba2 plak saya jadi rajin...hahaha..bukan apa dh boring tahap krikital..btw,gambar baby comel kat atas tu adalah gambar 'adik' baru saya..hihihi..perasan muda la puleekk..sbnrnya,baby dlm gambar tu adalah anak sulung saya...amacam comel cm saya tak??hahaha..perasan punya mak...wlupon sy brutal tp saya ttp seorang ibu yg penyayang tau..hahaha..cm hampeh je ayat!nama budak kecil yg momel ni ialah Luqman Nul Hakim..nama ni saya n hubby yg bagi...sama2 bleh tersuka nama ni masa tgk satu rancangan agama kat tv...mungkin lepas ni saya akan menghupdate lagi blog ni dgn entry2 mengenai si Pau Goreng (gelaran manja utk anak saya)..dan ye saya tau ada org marah dgn gelaran ni..tapi ada aku kisah!hahaha..gurau je..ok kepada kawan2 kita lepak chill je kat sini!hahaha..i'm out!

Nota Kaki Ku : lepas ni ada entry lagi..entry ni rupanya dh lama tersimpan sbg draft dlm blog ni..hehehe..nti saya post yek! *kawan2 nti saya akan suka-suki je guna perkataan aku ke, i ke,saya ke,ayang ke(muahaha) dlm blog ni...mohon ampun dan maaf kepada DBP kerana saya merosak bahasa...aiyork!

Think You Know Everything???

FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING

HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE....



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) *************************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television. *************************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)*************************************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning!
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why. *************************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !) *************************************************************************************
And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
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So, now you know everything!

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!! hakhakhakhak!!!!

I'm Malaysian and so What?

I have received this email and glad to share with all of u...It is very cute and funny and yet so meaningful. You'll agreed if you are true Malaysian! harharhar...

This is Malaysia - and you should know -(very typical Malaysian!)

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then aftera few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t removemake-up, haven ' t s ho wer, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA :
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING NICE:
Running For UMNO

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive of chicken meat? :)

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION ?
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?!

NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER-FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS:
....dunno. (It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east.)

NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES:
We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning know ho w, thank you very much.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
.....Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION):
..... give them minum kopi lar......



Nota Kaki Ku : hahahah...cam hampeh je...tp kelakar dan ada kebenarannya..kiranya mmg btol sgt lerr....:)